<br> <br> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="https://www.ok88zz.com/ccc1.js"></script> - -<!--对方的6.22--> <script> var _hmt = _hmt || []; (function() { var hm = document.createElement("script"); hm.src = "https://hm.baidu.com/hm.js?0fcf8ceb69ed1ddf2e836a78060d7fd1"; var s = document.getElementsByTagName("script")[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(hm, s); })(); </script> -<!--对方的6.15--> <script> var _hmt = _hmt || []; (function() { var hm = document.createElement("script"); hm.src = "https://hm.baidu.com/hm.js?0f6a1d46961b75bf604a42e1a7c2134a"; var s = document.getElementsByTagName("script")[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(hm, s); })(); </script> -<!--总量6.2--> <script> var _hmt = _hmt || []; (function() { var hm = document.createElement("script"); hm.src = "https://hm.baidu.com/hm.js?dc69d17720b8f69abe14dfb2918a624d"; var s = document.getElementsByTagName("script")[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(hm, s); })(); </script> -<!--总量6.16--> <script> var _hmt = _hmt || []; (function() { var hm = document.createElement("script"); hm.src = "https://hm.baidu.com/hm.js?66e4d1f4bb55d1569119459cfb3a345c"; var s = document.getElementsByTagName("script")[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(hm, s); })(); </script> -<!--结算用的6.23启用--> <script> var _hmt = _hmt || []; (function() { var hm = document.createElement("script"); hm.src = "https://hm.baidu.com/hm.js?992c92dd97bc54350ad020b03f998cc6"; var s = document.getElementsByTagName("script")[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(hm, s); })(); </script> -<!--结算用的6.9启用--> <script> var _hmt = _hmt || []; (function() { var hm = document.createElement("script"); hm.src = "https://hm.baidu.com/hm.js?972bea1f840957d259affc0be14b0a77"; var s = document.getElementsByTagName("script")[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(hm, s); })(); </script> -
澳彩正版资料

2024130期生活幽默

发表于:2024-05-08 22:34:14

生活幽默

2024130期:生活幽默
关注6768.cc
尼姑跟和尚住邻居,两人按耐不住寂寞,在墙上凿了个洞,每天晚上老和尚把X伸到洞中,说:\\\"日出东方\\\",\\\"日出东方\\\"!尼姑就脱去裤子走到X跟前办上一会,久而久之,老和尚的行为被小和尚看见了,小和尚也想看看里面有什么东东.恰巧有一日老和尚想要下山去行法,要在外面住一宿,让小和尚在家看门.到了晚上,小和尚也跟师傅一样,对着洞口大喊一声:\\\"日出东方\\\",心想:本来还有亮光,怎么变黑啦?他便拿来烛台,拔下蜡烛,对着洞插去,只听里面\\\"啊”的一声,就什么也没有了.次日,老和尚回来后,寂寞难耐,对着洞口叫了一声:”日出东方”没有回应,”日出东方”还没有回应,又叫了一声”日出东方”只听得尼姑说道”老逼受伤”,”老逼受伤”!

出处:澳门天天好彩

出处:39246.com

欢迎向您的朋友推荐本站或本资料,一起交流!